Well she's no walk in sanity park herself! |
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Everyday after Brilee goes for her nap I call Jen. We discuss the events of her night before,and morning. This most days involves a lot of ranting,and me laughing at her so hard I may piss myself. Todays topic was pretty much the same as everyday.We talked about all our friends and how crazy their lives are. In the midst of trying to distract Jen of her own craziness I say "Hey you think thats bad wait 'till I tell you what Kelli did." I won't allow you privy of the juicy details,but I will tell you Kelli is so goth,she has almost crossed over to emo lately.Just by calling her its as if you have offended her in some way.This makes me laugh my ass off,because as I am waiting for her to pick up her ring back playing is tainted love,and I just know she is looking at her phone pissed because its ringing. I like to greet her with an over joyful Good Afternoon.This annoys her further,and adds some extra sparkle to my day,because I love to piss her off.She gets all hot under the collar,and starts mumbling.It is quiet fantastic. It is very common amoung our group of friends to start a many conversation with "You are never going to believe what Kell did this time." Kelli is supposed to go see Bon Jovi with me, and a few of the cheer mom's but they just started to like me,and I am fearful after an evening of me,and Kelli they may change their minds.I say this very seriously. So back to Jen,and what I am going to tell her about Kelli.Jen's opinion is that kelli should just get back with Jim.I say ,but Jim is crazy! Jen exclaims "Really well kelli is no walk in sanity park herself!" I think I pissed myself laughing. I now take my daily walk down three flights of stairs the whole while complaining to Jen how my bedroom is so far away.Forgive me I am extremely hungover today and I just felt like complaining.As I round the last corner there sitting on my coach is my sister Dez who is still in the same clothes from last,scarfing down burger king, and looks like she has been crying her eyes out.No not the case ,she is just so hungover she looks like death. This makes me not only feel young and youthful because she is 23 ,and looks worse off then me ,but happy because I love when I get her wasted.Its funny. I tell Jen gotta go ,and hang up.Dez is on the phone with Jay,and I can hear him because he talks so fucking loud.Dez is doing the Dez nodd because for some reason she believes when talking to her on the phone you can see her nodding? I don't fucking know its Dez.I start talking because if I don't Jay will never shut up,and I won't get to talk to her before I leave for work.She looks so serious with her nodds I say "What the hell who died?" Its just one of those things we say.Mother fucker can you believe that the neighbor down the street died.I didn't know him,and he wasn't young,but damn thats sone sad shit. So I levae for work feeling hungover,sad about the stranger down the street,and laughing hysterically about Kelli,and sanity park! Thats the way most of my days start out! Its just my life what can I say.   
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