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I was out tonight w/ my besties,We may have some stupid shit 2 say bit its still funny! Kellianne: geenas in her underwear n dez i swear to god she sucks ass although she refuses to admit it and im pretty sure that i might die tonite of alchohol poisonig if i havent been this drunk before...it looks like sweeney todd threw up in the living room and dez just came over and sighed on me and i swear to god one of these days im going to kick her ass because she begs for it. what geena? i didnt hear that cuz im deaf...geena just askd ,me how to spell deaf wtf this comes from the girl that asks if burger king is two words...shes hammered n needs 'electrolytes'....i think my rum might spill on the keyboard...geena just tried to take a picture of dez says 'its not on' lol...cuz it wasnt...geenas tryn to get dez to smell her foot n i feel like daria...drunk...what the fuck m i writing about.,..shut up dezgeena just made me smell her feet n i mite puke...sometimes i wish i could drink until a unicormn shows up n takes me away...dez just ripped a page outta my book n i swear to god im guna kill her...i have weed so i dont know why im putting up with this...dont touch my lipstick DESIREA as she yells at me for how to spell her name and geena threw a purse at her and something about death threat....im scared....desirea wants to write i guess good luck... Desirea aka ''sissy'': as kelli is now telling me how gay i am for acknowledging how i called myself sissy for a second...as geena is now running around the house looking and yelling for a lighter. OHHH so anyway back to Gonda's...... this guy with the slicked back hair was sitting at a table as geena, kelli and i walked out of the bathroom.......yes we were all in the bathroom doing a photo session with each other....... he asked us some type of question when geena then said ''hey look at this guys hair'' .. he then came into the bar and decided to try to talk to us while a friend terrance then saved us all from this random guy who was now yelling about we apparently insulted his hair? hmmmm...... okay lets skip to we were leaving gonda's heading to Hardware bar..a bar that is right down the road that is usually packed on a friday and saturday night..deciding not to go there we are now here at geena's house typing out a blog  now...geena for some reason is eating cheese and mustard..????? can someone tell me if this is normal or not?! ok..now lets make fun of me!!! as geena and kelli are now talking about how whenever i am on the phone with someone i nod without saying a word acting like someone can actually see me on the other side or something..yeah its weird and i have no clue why i do half the things i do... anyway i am now passing this onto my sister who is coming back from the kitchen after trying to find herself some crackers lol xoxoxoxoxo ....wait a minute.. geena just actually said SMANDWICH? its not spelt wrong lol she said it! i'm not too sure what this means haha!! ok so we are all sittin here and i'm eating a cheee sandwhich and there is no TP left in my house.Kelli just asks me if Starz is so over priced that we need to eat welfare cheese and wipe w/ fancy napkins draped on my toilet paper holder.she just claimed that things are so bad im poor. i am not poor i spent too many days with my 2 best friends who feel the need to degrade and insult me on so many levels as i'm sitting here in my undies and a shirt they think its funny to video of me..i dont know if its that funny but all they do is make fun of my cheese ''smandwich'' its almost like seinfield no soup for you. at this point i'm so incredibably intoxicated that kellis spelling cuz thats what kelli does and desirea is typing.. ohh..i lost it now...... it's just not funny anymore. kelli is now going to take over because she is such an evil whore..a little slutter who doesnt like MY cheese sandwiches and thinks that the cheer moms are all crazy which i'm ok with cuz most of them are..but i love them. and shes going to blog for me and talk about my undies, desireas lack of expression and kellis lack of a big dick in her va gagaaaaa.....heres KELLI.... ok first of all lets not use the term 'vajajay' cause im not 60 year old black woman....desiree just snorted up a big onr 'i didnt snort anything says her....i spelled her name wrong like thats the end of the natural world as we know it....geena has a ying yang tattoo thats real bad and she just stuck her foot on my hand....a;so she just took a pic of said tattoo and i think its funny cuz ron didnt do it and its indicitave of her time in nepa....up.left.ok dez says....GEENAS JUST CHILLIN ON THE COUCH IN HER DAMN UNDERWEAR...wtf...STOP geena drunk tonite n she allowed us to highjack her blog page and she claims no responsibility for any knowledge ...and although kelli just hits herself in the face with the bathroom door and claims that geena is hitler my discloser is right here....GEENA RUSSO...kelli and dez feel free to carry on....... kelli just said there is NO napkins! she just told us that a whole pack of napkins there is nothing to be proud of... forgive me that i spend 99% of the time at the gym and have no time to buy toilet paper but its ok that she ---edited------ but i'm sorry we dont have TP but thats okay!! ladies keep your husbands at home because apparently I have a whole pack of napkins.. im not sure whats worse....sayn that u have a whole pqck of napkins for wiping ass (desirea says 'whipping? kelli?: or the fact that its not a whole pack at all but like 5 napkins..geenas roaming around questioning the whereabouts of her cheese samich....n dez is being boring and she claims she's not and geena just proclaims its "ELECTROLYTES" outta nowhere...wtf...shut up dez... Des: since i turned 21 and for some reason kelli and geena found it a great great great cause that i can now drive them both around drunk... and kelli just yelled too bad you dont ..which i DO!!!! ok..kelli.... you drive whenever youre drunk and decide to yell about every little thing in your little childrens voice to everyone in the room! .. as now you are calling GAY STEVE who kelli always wants to bang yet she yells everyone other wise.... as she texts him for a booty call instead of calling him. lets see how far this gets her!! ....as i am now in the middle of kelli and geena fighting about how many years they are apart yelling about when they were both in the ''dating scene'' ..as geena is drinking her electrolytes and to be honest i think kelli is now drinking my beer. omg kelli just got a text from steve and apparently his MOMMY is staying with him so he cant come see her..... can we say FAG?? anyway he did tell her he wishes he could and that he was sorry. ps. sorry steve! ......wait..kelli just exclaimed ''ewww i just got rejected from a guy who f*cked guys and sleeps in the same bed as his mom'' ..... so at this point i think its time to call it a night and sign off. while these 3 friends may feel REALLY REALLY bad about ourselves tommorrow..ok, wait..probably just kelli will feel REALLY bad about herself.. but thats ok cuz he told her he could f*ck after a few weeks hmm... Geena Fkn Russo makes no claims or excepts NO responsibility for tonights events but hopes we all had a real good fkn time. NOW BUY ME A BEER!! xoxo   
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